Poem inspired by those who claim to know the truth but won't share

50 lame reasons to not share the truth with you all:

1 ) I know the truth, but I won’t tell because I might then go to hell.
2 ) I know the truth, I won’t explain because it’s gonna bring me pain.
3 ) I know the truth, but I won’t say because I want you all to pray.
4 ) I know the truth, but I won’t state because it’s getting kinda late.
5 ) I know the truth, I won’t instruct because it’s something you should construct.
6 ) I know the truth, I won’t direct because it’s not what you expect.
7 ) I know the truth, I won’t command because I’m playing in the sand.
8 ) I know the truth, I won’t disclose because you are so not even close.
9 ) I know the truth, I won’t divulge because I’m staring at certain bulge.
10) I know the truth, I won’t reveal because it might make you all squeal.
11) I know the truth, but I won’t utter because it will make your heart flutter.
12) I know the truth, but I won’t speak because I’m really just a big freak.
13) I know the truth, I won’t report because there are some things to sort.
14) I know the truth, I won’t recite because I’m out flying my kite.
15) I know the truth, I won’t announce because I want you all to bounce.
16) I know the truth, I won’t declare cause I don’t like the way you stare.
17) I know the truth, I won’t acquaint because I will throw up and faint.
18) I know the truth, I won’t advise because I like to tell some lies.
19) I know the truth, I won’t confess because I’m undergoing stress.
20) I know the truth, I won’t impart because it might just make you fart.
21) I know the truth, I won’t apprise because it has to be a surprise.
22) I know the truth, I won’t assert because I’m eating my dessert.
23) I know the truth, but I won’t mention because it’s not my true intention.
24) I know the truth, I won’t relate because I’m not articulate.
25) I know the truth, I won’t convey because I’ll wait until it’s May.
26) I know the truth, I won’t let out because I’m watching some seeds sprout.
27) I know the truth, I won’t reel off because my plane is taking off.
28) I know the truth, I won’t give out because I feel a bit burnout.
29) I know the truth, I won’t release because I’m only just a big tease.
30) I know the truth, but I won’t tattle because I want you all to battle.
31) I know the truth, but I won’t show because I’m playing the snow.
32) I know the truth, won’t indicate because I don’t think it’s my fate.
33) I know the truth, I won’t expose because you are all so very close.
34) I know the truth, I won’t lay open because it’s such a creepy omen.
35) I know the truth, won’t open up because I’m drinking my 7up.
36) I know the truth, I won’t blurt out you just don’t know what it’s about.
37) I know the truth, I won’t let on cause I’ve been dancing all night long.
38) I know the truth, I won’t fill in because I’m really really mean.
39) I know the truth, I won’t let slip and I won’t even share a tip.
40) I know the truth, I won’t tell all because I have a dark dark soul.
41) I know the truth, won’t give away because you all be in dismay.
42) I know the truth, but I won’t shoot because I also saw Bigfoot.
43) I know the truth, I won’t come clean once again because I’m mean.
44) I know the truth, I won’t discuss because you will make such a fuss.
45) I know the truth, I won’t inform because I don’t conform to norm.
46) I know the truth, I won’t describe unless you’re willing to pay me a bribe.
47) I know the truth, I won’t recount because I’ll check my bank account.
48) I know the truth, I won’t narrate because you all just will negate.
49) I know the truth, but I won’t talk because I’m learning how to moonwalk.

And last, but not least:
50) I know the truth, I won’t betray because Annie is not okey.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA Are you kidding me.... this was hilarious ...

20) I know the truth, I won’t impart because it might just make you fart.. WTF?

Dam, i had a really really bad day but you just cheered me up

annie,THIS IS lol thanks for making me laugh and lighting things up for me,i have also been REALLY confused about this whole issue.if the truth is known,why not let us all know it?bring us all some relief

Good un!!! Absolutely brilliant, made me laugh so much.
Have thought of another one.
But am too much of a Lady to post-is rude.

Harleyblonde wrote:Good un!!! Absolutely brilliant, made me laugh so much.
Have thought of another one.
But am too much of a Lady to post-is rude.

Thank you!

You can always pm it to me so I can incorporate it my next series of "50 lame reasons".

I know that if I "knew the truth" I wouldn't hesitate to share it with you guys! You'd be the first ones I'd tell!

Annie, you really make the sun come out.

Do you know, everytime I read your posts, I have this image of you as AGENT A with a gun just like your avatar and you saying all the things you've posted in a very low tone of voice. Really cool.

OMG, Annie you are one hilarious lady. Your posts make my day. You certainly have a way with words. This made my night.

@Juliet I envision the same thing when I'm reading Annie's posts. That is too funny that I'm not the only one conjuring up vision of Agent A with a gun. LOL

Excellent Annie !!!!!!!!

Nice post annie ! This is hilarious, you gave me so much laugh today !

Annie, you crack me up! Well done! Some ppl should read it...

MJ_Fan_For_40_yrs wrote:Dearest Michael,
With tears in my eyes I am sorry...I feel I've let you down. NO, I KNOW I have. Through your sorrow and your pain(s)...I wasn't there.... BUT...I too am BACK and NEVER EVER LEAVING.

THANK YOU SO MUCH...."to infinity and beyond".....for showing me the way back home!

I was only searching for the TRUTH in something that wasn't making sense to me. And what I FOUND is YOU... MICHAEL = LOVE

My heart bursts w/ my UNDYING LOVE for you....but you already know that.

Thank you, Michael, for leading me home....

.......I've got the KEYS.......EVERTHING MAKES PERFECT SENSE.......

I hope I can make you PROUD......I just want to LOVE YOU...!

God Bless YOU and YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY I LOVE YOU ~

:~ thank you ~:

What the hell is going on

Annie -you are soooo funny girl!!! Your posts make my day. Thanks for that

Nice poem Annie!
And I love this part : 50) I know the truth, I won’t betray because Annie is not okey.

annieisnotokey wrote:
9 ) I know the truth, I won’t divulge because I’m staring at certain bulge.

Teeheheheheheheeee! Me too!! Loving it, wish they'd just bloody tell us though grrrrr xxxxxx

LMFAO
thanks that was just what i needed...