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Post by annieisnotokey on Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:28 pm

1. Dr. Murray is Dave Dave in disguise.
2. MJ never “died”. We’ve been imagining this all along. He’s still in Ireland chilling and knows nothing about this.
3. Prince is MJ in disguise. Prince never existed. MJ just wanted an excuse to go back to living with his mother.
4. TMZ Harvey Levin is MJ in disguise.
5. MJ has been kidnapped by TMZ and they are making this story up to get more hits in their website.
6. MJ never existed. He’s been a product of our imagination all along.
7. Jermaine & MJ are the same person. Jermaine became jealous of his more famous alter ego and decided to off him.
8. Dave Dave was O2 guy.
9. Larry King controls the media and made all this up to retire with a bang.
10. Kenny Ortega is MJ in disguise.
11. MJ is alive, but he locked himself inside his hyperbaric chamber and refuses to come out.
12. The disappearing tree at Forest Lawn was MJ in disguise.
13. Mariah Carey was MJ in disguise at the Funeral. MJ was not very good at imitating her singing voice.
14. MJ is still hiding at UCLA. He doesn’t know how to tell people that TMZ reported the wrong news.
15. 50 years old. 50 concerts. This is a sign that there are 50 doubles. Have we found them all yet?
16. Number 69 theory to prove that MJ is one sexy bastard.
17. MJ will reappear in the next High School Musical movie.
18. Uri Geller was performing a magic trick and made MJ disappear. They are still looking for him.
19. David Copperfield was performing a magic trick and made MJ disappear. They are still looking for him.
20. David Blaine was performing a magic trick and made MJ disappear. They are still looking for him.
21. This hoax is MJ’s PHD thesis on Sociology. Yes, he’s been studying Sociology all these years.
22. Joe Jackson is MJ in disguise.
23. Rabbi Schmuley is MJ in disguise.
24. Larry King is MJ in disguise. LK died on June 25th at MJ’s house. MJ panicked and took his place.
25. Thomas Mesereau and MJ traded places in 2005. TM wanted to do 50 concerts but chickened out at the last minute. MJ is a great defense attorney.
26. Kai Chase is making all this up to promote her cooking book.
27. Chief Bratton is resigning because he will join MJ in his upcoming shows as a backup dancer.
28. MJ & Blanket had a “Freaky Friday” experience and traded places. They don’t know how to switch back.
29. Bubbles missed MJ so much, he kidnapped him and took him to jungle with him.
30. A side effect of Propofol is teletransportation. Nobody knows where MJ is.
31. John Branca is MJ in disguise, he wanted to have better control over his money.
32. Karen Faye is MJ in disguise, he just wanted to vent against AEG on Facebook.
33. Kay Chase is MJ in disguise, he really loves to cook.
34. Liza Minelli is MJ in disguise, he needed an excuse to get drunk.
35. Tohme Tohme is MJ in disguise, he wanted to look scary and mean.
36. Janet Jackson is MJ in disguise, he wanted to sing her Scream lines.
37. Miko Brando is MJ in disguise, he wanted Marlon Brando to be his father.
38. Nanny Grace is MJ in disguise, he wanted to be near his children.
39. Arnie Klein is MJ in disguise, I seriously don’t know what the hell he wanted with this.
40. Derek Kloontz is MJ in disguise. That’s dumb, he doesn’t need to disguise himself, we don’t get to see DK anyways.
41. Arnie Klein went overboard with his cosmetics procedures on MJ. Now MJ doesn’t resemble MJ at all. We will never recognize him.
42. Paul McCartney killed MJ because of The Beatles catalogue.
43. Oprah ate MJ.
44. MJ is working as an E’Casanova impersonator.
45. Dermot O’Leary was MJ in disguise. We don’t know who O2 guy was.
46. One of the paramedics was MJ in disguise.
47. MJ was kidnapped by the twitter folks to test how their servers worked at maximum capacity.
48. The Jackson family never existed.
49. Quincy Jones killed MJ for firing him after the BAD album.
50. The followers kidnapped MJ and they are force feeding him until he gains all his weight back.
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Re: 50 wacky theories we still have to explore

Post by juliet on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:02 pm

Annie, my sons heard me laughing while reading your post and they went to see what was on the computer screen that is so funny.

Truly you have a way with words, and with the list you've made, I gain more knowledge as to what's going on.

Thanks for making me laugh and it felt good as I've been feeling UGH! these couple of days with all the different infos breaking loose in the net.
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Post by NikkiKat22 on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:11 pm

LMFAO. Annie all I can say is, I love you girl. Your one of the best. You better never leave. I would not be able to handle it.
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Re: 50 wacky theories we still have to explore

Post by annieisnotokey on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:12 pm

NikkiKat22 wrote:LMFAO. Annie all I can say is, I love you girl. Your one of the best. You better never leave. I would not be able to handle it.

I might hoax my death.
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Re: 50 wacky theories we still have to explore

Post by annieisnotokey on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:13 pm

juliet wrote:Annie, my sons heard me laughing while reading your post and they went to see what was on the computer screen that is so funny.

Truly you have a way with words, and with the list you've made, I gain more knowledge as to what's going on.

Thanks for making me laugh and it felt good as I've been feeling UGH! these couple of days with all the different infos breaking loose in the net.

You're welcome. Thank you for your kind words!
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Re: 50 wacky theories we still have to explore

Post by NikkiKat22 on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:16 pm

annieisnotokey wrote:
NikkiKat22 wrote:LMFAO. Annie all I can say is, I love you girl. Your one of the best. You better never leave. I would not be able to handle it.

I might hoax my death.


I would start a new forum. annieisnotokey hoax death.com I would search for the truth day and night. I would say over and over again till I found you. "Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?"
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Re: 50 wacky theories we still have to explore

Post by mjssoulmate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:20 pm

Thanks for the laughs!
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Re: 50 wacky theories we still have to explore

Post by annieisnotokey on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:21 pm

NikkiKat22 wrote:
annieisnotokey wrote:

I might hoax my death.


I would start a new forum. annieisnotokey hoax death.com I would search for the truth day and night. I would say over and over again till I found you. "Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?"

I wonder who will be my Joke Calms China?
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Post by annieisnotokey on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:21 pm

mjssoulmate wrote:Thanks for the laughs!

You're welcome.
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Re: 50 wacky theories we still have to explore

Post by IndonesianGirl on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:25 pm

lol .. i can't stop laughing for this one ..
when i read this post , smooth criminal is playing in my iTunes .. what a coincidance ..

so i'll sing

"annie are you okay .. so annie are you okay .. are you okay annie ??"

lol ..
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Post by annieisnotokey on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:47 pm

IndonesianGirl wrote:when i read this post , smooth criminal is playing in my iTunes .. what a coincidance ...

It's a sign!!
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Re: 50 wacky theories we still have to explore

Post by mjthelegendlives on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:50 pm

LOL All of them were good, but #9 is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh, Annie.

#21 ...imagine it for a minute...
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Post by DreamsComeTrue on Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:10 pm

This was so funny...veryyyyyy funny...
Gosh Annie, you with your comments and photos...make me have a good laugh every time...

Will be a part 2????....
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Post by miss j on Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:20 pm

haha! annie! btw, i read your theories on your blog. OMG you wrote them all like you were there watching everything from the beginning! i don't know, but it all seems make sense!
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Post by iMISSYOUMJ on Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:30 pm

NikkiKat22 wrote:
I would start a new forum. annieisnotokey hoax death.com I would search for the truth day and night. I would say over and over again till I found you. "Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?"

Nikki you have made my day!
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Re: 50 wacky theories we still have to explore

Post by eva05 on Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:00 am

43. Oprah ate MJ.

LOL, I hope not!!
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Re: 50 wacky theories we still have to explore

Post by Grace on Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:43 am

51. annie is noto key and the last clue of JCC we did not figure out yet


LOL thanks so much for the fun !
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Post by Truth_or_Dare on Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:26 am

LMAO! Keep them coming Annie! We need good laughs!
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Post by Truth_or_Dare on Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:27 am

LMAO! Keep them coming Annie! We need good laughs!
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Re: 50 wacky theories we still have to explore

Post by Stillalive on Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:29 am

NikkiKat22 wrote:
annieisnotokey wrote:
NikkiKat22 wrote:LMFAO. Annie all I can say is, I love you girl. Your one of the best. You better never leave. I would not be able to handle it.

I might hoax my death.


I would start a new forum. annieisnotokey hoax death.com I would search for the truth day and night. I would say over and over again till I found you. "Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?"



And I will be there for sure :DDD

Patrizia.
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Post by Kuki on Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:36 am

That was great, I laughed so hard reading this!
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Post by See on Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:33 am



That is really funny LOL...Love it...
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Post by 4evermichael71 on Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:54 am

This is too funny! Love it!
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Post by Jubilee on Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:21 am

That made me lol! Keep up the funny posts, and your theory!!!
By the way MJ sounds very sexy when he's asking if you're ok
xxxx
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Post by amber on Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:29 am

LOL Annie thats brill!! 16 is spot on!!! 43..well stranger things have happened
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Post by silvy on Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:48 am

hahaha your funny!
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