10 Things i've learnt from this website

1. Michael Jackson was at his own memorial dressed as an old man in a hat. This man is coincidentally called 'Hat Man'
2. He was also there sitting next to himself dressed as a blonde woman (called 'Transvestite woman')
3. He was also behind the camera filming the whole thing
4. He was also watching from behind the red curtain
5. He was also backstage reciting the speech from 'will you be there'
6. Men should never under any circumstances enter a thread called 'The Golden Pants Thread'
7. MJ has an army of doubles
8. MJ hasn't been MJ since '93. He was a different MJ
9. MJ has always been MJ since 93. He was the same MJ
10.......and lastly, the one most people will agree on....... Kenny Ortega is on Crack

I'm sensing a bit of sarcasm>>>>>

The Little White Bird wrote:1. Michael Jackson was at his own memorial dressed as an old man in a hat. This man is coincidentally called 'Hat Man'
2. He was also there sitting next to himself dressed as a blonde woman (called 'Transvestite woman')
3. He was also behind the camera filming the whole thing
4. He was also watching from behind the red curtain
5. He was also backstage reciting the speech from 'will you be there'
6. Men should never under any circumstances enter a thread called 'The Golden Pants Thread'
7. MJ has an army of doubles
8. MJ hasn't been MJ since '93. He was a different MJ
9. MJ has always been MJ since 93. He was the same MJ
10.......and lastly, the one most people will agree on....... Kenny Ortega is on Crack

Brilliant!! That has made me laugh so much! You have a wicked sense of humour he he. It does kinda make me realize how silly and far fetched some of our theories are though eh?

I can´t help myself from laughing my a** off... (nicely written)

No, seriously... This is a forum, which means, ppl post their opinions and believes. But it doesn´t mean it´s the truth. So the points you´re reffering to are personal opinions. They could be true, but don´t have to be. These are possibilities how it COULD be.

But still, yes, some of the things are far fetched (I really like the part of hat man, blonde woman and camera man in one)

I can´t help myself from laughing my a** off... (nicely written)

No,
seriously... This is a forum, which means, ppl post their opinions and
believes. But it doesn´t mean it´s the truth. So the points you´re
reffering to are personal opinions. They could be true, but don´t have
to be. These are possibilities how it COULD be.

But still, yes, some of the things are far fetched (I really like the part of hat man, blonde woman and camera man in one)

Just thought i'd lighten the mood on the boards!

I completely agree, some of it may be near the truth, its just a matter of deciding what is fact and what is fiction.

LMAO

ROFLMAO about men entering the Golden Pants thread

rowdyangel wrote:ROFLMAO about men entering the Golden Pants thread

That was the best one

Number 10 is the best

LOL. Very funny. But really, you should pay better attention. There is so much more to learn!

Bwahahahaha!!!

Very funny, especially the memorial part!!!
I think you did lighten the mood

Pretty much anytime someone mention the words "Golden Pants" I have to laugh. Men, seriously, take heed and avoid it. We girls have way too much fun there!

that was great

LMAO the one about the gold pants and the last one about Kenny


but men need to know the reason of the gold pants one its just a very boring thread about clothes , thats all .
nothing to see there ( sometimes i wonder if Michael lurks around in the web lol )

Great TLWB. Well done

The Little White Bird wrote:1. Michael Jackson was at his own memorial dressed as an old man in a hat. This man is coincidentally called 'Hat Man'
2. He was also there sitting next to himself dressed as a blonde woman (called 'Transvestite woman')
3. He was also behind the camera filming the whole thing
4. He was also watching from behind the red curtain
5. He was also backstage reciting the speech from 'will you be there'
6. Men should never under any circumstances enter a thread called 'The Golden Pants Thread'
7. MJ has an army of doubles
8. MJ hasn't been MJ since '93. He was a different MJ
9. MJ has always been MJ since 93. He was the same MJ
10.......and lastly, the one most people will agree on....... Kenny Ortega is on Crack

The list will grow...

The Little White Bird wrote:1. Michael Jackson was at his own memorial dressed as an old man in a hat. This man is coincidentally called 'Hat Man'
2. He was also there sitting next to himself dressed as a blonde woman (called 'Transvestite woman')
3. He was also behind the camera filming the whole thing
4. He was also watching from behind the red curtain
5. He was also backstage reciting the speech from 'will you be there'
6. Men should never under any circumstances enter a thread called 'The Golden Pants Thread'
7. MJ has an army of doubles
8. MJ hasn't been MJ since '93. He was a different MJ
9. MJ has always been MJ since 93. He was the same MJ
10.......and lastly, the one most people will agree on....... Kenny Ortega is on Crack

Harleyblonde wrote:

The Little White Bird wrote:1. Michael Jackson was at his own memorial dressed as an old man in a hat. This man is coincidentally called 'Hat Man'
2. He was also there sitting next to himself dressed as a blonde woman (called 'Transvestite woman')
3. He was also behind the camera filming the whole thing
4. He was also watching from behind the red curtain
5. He was also backstage reciting the speech from 'will you be there'
6. Men should never under any circumstances enter a thread called 'The Golden Pants Thread'
7. MJ has an army of doubles
8. MJ hasn't been MJ since '93. He was a different MJ
9. MJ has always been MJ since 93. He was the same MJ
10.......and lastly, the one most people will agree on....... Kenny Ortega is on Crack

Brilliant!! That has made me laugh so much! You have a wicked sense of humour he he. It does kinda make me realize how silly and far fetched some of our theories are though eh?

I probably shouldn't laugh at this, because we spent almost 3 months to make you read all that but....WTF???...This is hilarious!!!

HAHAHAHHA, ROFL! TLWB, you made my day! So Michael is:
1. Hat Man
2. Dave Dave
3. The Blonde Woman (he also had a surgery and changed his sex)
4. Janet Jackson (this is the best part!)

The Little White Bird wrote:

I can´t help myself from laughing my a** off... (nicely written)

No,
seriously... This is a forum, which means, ppl post their opinions and
believes. But it doesn´t mean it´s the truth. So the points you´re
reffering to are personal opinions. They could be true, but don´t have
to be. These are possibilities how it COULD be.

But still, yes, some of the things are far fetched (I really like the part of hat man, blonde woman and camera man in one)

Just thought i'd lighten the mood on the boards!

I completely agree, some of it may be near the truth, its just a matter of deciding what is fact and what is fiction.

GirlSaturday wrote: The list will grow...

The Little White Bird wrote:1. Michael Jackson was at his own memorial dressed as an old man in a hat. This man is coincidentally called 'Hat Man'
2. He was also there sitting next to himself dressed as a blonde woman (called 'Transvestite woman')
3. He was also behind the camera filming the whole thing
4. He was also watching from behind the red curtain
5. He was also backstage reciting the speech from 'will you be there'
6. Men should never under any circumstances enter a thread called 'The Golden Pants Thread'
7. MJ has an army of doubles
8. MJ hasn't been MJ since '93. He was a different MJ
9. MJ has always been MJ since 93. He was the same MJ
10.......and lastly, the one most people will agree on....... Kenny Ortega is on Crack

BWAH HA HA !! LOL The first 5 are hysterical.

Classic!! That made me laugh so much, well done!

Number 10 is awesome, hehehe

The Little White Bird wrote:1. Michael Jackson was at his own memorial dressed as an old man in a hat. This man is coincidentally called 'Hat Man'
2. He was also there sitting next to himself dressed as a blonde woman (called 'Transvestite woman')
3. He was also behind the camera filming the whole thing
4. He was also watching from behind the red curtain
5. He was also backstage reciting the speech from 'will you be there'
6. Men should never under any circumstances enter a thread called 'The Golden Pants Thread'
7. MJ has an army of doubles
8. MJ hasn't been MJ since '93. He was a different MJ
9. MJ has always been MJ since 93. He was the same MJ
10.......and lastly, the one most people will agree on....... Kenny Ortega is on Crack

1. no
2. more likely
3. figuratively speaking
4. no
5. no, but probably recorded it days earlier
6. why not learn something new to excite girl in your life?
7. true
8. no
9. yes
10. he is on something, that's for sure...

You're good!!!

No.10...........totally!!!!!

Ok I don't know in the hell I missed this thread but it's too funny!

Thanks TLWB

Oh and yes, Kenny is on crack!!

Rach wrote:Ok I don't know in the hell I missed this thread but it's too funny!

Thanks TLWB

Oh and yes, Kenny is on crack!!

lmao

The Little White Bird wrote:1. Michael Jackson was at his own memorial dressed as an old man in a hat. This man is coincidentally called 'Hat Man'
2. He was also there sitting next to himself dressed as a blonde woman (called 'Transvestite woman')
3. He was also behind the camera filming the whole thing
4. He was also watching from behind the red curtain
5. He was also backstage reciting the speech from 'will you be there'
6. Men should never under any circumstances enter a thread called 'The Golden Pants Thread'
7. MJ has an army of doubles
8. MJ hasn't been MJ since '93. He was a different MJ
9. MJ has always been MJ since 93. He was the same MJ
10.......and lastly, the one most people will agree on....... Kenny Ortega is on Crack

1. Disagree
2. Disagree
3. Agree
4. Totally Agree
5. Agree
6.
7. Agree
8. Disagree
9. Agree
10 . Totally Agree

lmfao on number 6 and 10!!!!!!
seriously this is very well-made humour...!!
i love it so much!!! (still laughing)

things like this will cheer up our forum...!
keep up!!!!