The smile thread.....

[The Little White Bird]

Here's a little re-imagining of Earth Song, to cheer up anyone having a down day. Sing along now......

Food Song

What about pork pies
What about grain
What about the calories
That you're just about to gain...
What about burger king
Is there a time
What about all the food
That you said was yours not mine...
Did you ever stop to notice
All the food you scoff before
Did you ever stop to notice
You're now twenty stone or more?
Aaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaah

What have you done to yourself
Look what you've done
What about the doggy bag
That you saved for later on...
What about onion rings
you munch them all the time
What about all the chips
That you eat both yours and mine...
Did you ever stop to notice
you're eating more and more
Did you ever stop to notice
you're a greedy fat f***ing whore?

Aaaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaaah

I used to dream
I used to drool at your tight a*se
Now I don't know where we are
Although I know it's gotten vast

Aaaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaaaah

Hey, what about salad day
(What about us)
What about a diet
(What about us)
I now suffocate between your breasts
(What about us)
I can't even breathe
(What about us)
What about a hunger strike
(What about us)
Can't you stop eating
(What about us)
What about my dinner
(ooo,ooo)
I haven't eat for days
(What about us)
What about feeding me
(What about it)
You turned our pantry to dust
(What about us)
What about elephants
(What about us)
You turning into one
(What about us)
What about weetabix
(What about us)
Try eating some please
(What about us)
You look like pavarotti now
(ooo, ooo)
Obese despite my pleas
(What about us)
What about your dresses
(What about it)
Torn apart by greed.

[yaya]

LOL, wow! that's pretty funny

[Harleyblonde]

Brilliant!! What a great sense of humour you have!

BTW, all that mentioning food-are you hungry by any chance?

[The Little White Bird]

BTW, all that mentioning food-are you hungry by any chance?

What gave it away?!

[See]

That song just conciced me to go on a diet LOL.....

[lonelynation]

Haha me too See!

Love it!

[neverlandprincess]

OMG-are you weird al? (eat it/FAT) LOL

[The Little White Bird]

That song just conciced me to go on a diet LOL.....

That song should be taken with a pinch of salt hun (sprinkled over a massive portion of fish and chips!)

[See]

That song just conciced me to go on a diet LOL.....

That song should be taken with a pinch of salt hun (sprinkled over a massive portion of fish and chips!)

I wouldn´t mind a diet like that...LOL

[Harleyblonde]

BTW, all that mentioning food-are you hungry by any chance?

What gave it away?!

I am amazing, I am a psychic, just like LaToya. Oooops sorry, got that wrong, LaToya is phychopathic!

[MJFoReVeRandAlways]

Why am I not surprised there´d be an Earth song part 2 of the slightly redone version

[YveLoVesMJ]

Your lyrics? If so, you're awesome, they are too funny

[The Little White Bird]

Your lyrics? If so, you're awesome, they are too funny

aww thanks

[The Little White Bird]

OMG-are you weird al? (eat it/FAT) LOL

I'm halfway there....now i just have to change my name to al!

[YveLoVesMJ]

Your lyrics? If so, you're awesome, they are too funny

aww thanks

you're welcome more lyrics please

[The Little White Bird]

you're welcome more lyrics please

No worries! I'll sort that out, once i've jump started my brain with a load of caffeine!

[Smelly]

ROFL! Ever considered becoming a lyricist?

[The Little White Bird]

ROFL! Ever considered becoming a lyricist?

That's sort of what i do!
http://www.reverbnation.com/leegreenfield

[Smelly]

ROFL! Ever considered becoming a lyricist?

That's sort of what i do!
http://www.reverbnation.com/leegreenfield

Oooh, lucky guess then! Lol

[Grace]

I wished we had a visitor here - this is sooooooo funny......

[The Little White Bird]

I wished we had a visitor here - this is sooooooo funny......

ha ha, i dread to think what MJ would make of it!
Sorry for butchering your song Mike

[Grace]

I caught myself thinking about a bubble gum version for him ;-) LOL

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