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BEING MICHAEL JACKSON or THE MASS IDENTITY CRISIS




Considering that no human under the sun (sound in mind) would wish to try Mr. Jackson’s shoes on, everyone under the sun wants to fathom: how does it feel Being Michael Jackson? The article gives an exclusive attention through this existentialistic matter.





CYBERNETIC GHOSTS OF MICHAEL JACKSON: NEVER TOO MUCH







Given the fact that Mr. Jackson is temporary dead and admittedly rests in peace, a good many Michaels Jacksons made a practice of daily web surfing and blog updating. If you happen to search for a person named “Michael Jackson” on myspace, facebook or any other social tool, you will get 500 +
of Michael Jackson (apart from Peter Pans, Appleheads, Jokers etc.) you are welcome to make friends with. Since the attainment of da truth 100-th Michael Jackson on our friend-list we’ve been flirting with an idea of an open competition to rank the most Michael Jackson’s Michael Jackson of any Michaels Jacksons climb to be the most Michael Jackson’s Michael Jackson of all the time.






Although we are something worried with the fact that 100-th Michael Jackson committed web-suicide shortly afterwards we had dedicated to him our status-comment. Rest in Peeace, Michael!


We still hope that he has made it for his personal reasons, not because of our killing humor. Anyway, even though there are just 499+ Michael Jacksons to go, they breed with a demonic speed, outrivaling in authenticity one another. Therefore, the question naturally suggests itself: what, after all, does it amount to?








Does it amount to the fact that Сybernetic Ghost of Michael Jackson still cannot find peace?


Does it amount to the fact that Mr. Jackson’s PR service WORK and PLAY do they work well producing virtual Michaels Jacksons for fans to adore and believe in?


Does it amount to the fact that At least one of those MySpaces belongs to real Mr. Jackson?


Does it amount to the fact that We deal with the sort of “BEING MICHAEL JACKSON” syndrome?







Analyzing this Land of Michael and honey, we drop to remark we are in sympathy with an idea that Too Much Money Michael Jackson Is Never Enough. We are also inclined to believe he sees that with the same eye.





ANALYZE THIS. MICHAEL JACKSON’S MARKETING VIRUS







Every morning, with every duty-approving of every next request of every next Michael Jackson we guard hardly against temptation to have a little bit of Michael Jackson’s Being. To pluck a couple of claps from his ovation,


to chance the very luck to take an inch from miles of love words addressed to his majesty. No stricture, no reprobation, we take just a philosophical approach to these expressive symbols of MASS IDENTITY CRISIS. However, with exploratory drive we do dive into reflections about the true inwardness of the phenomenon.


Why does the world keep on simulating of formally gone too soon Mr. Jackson so childishly and in no other manner? By forging his signature and wearing his face? The world is apparently missing Mr. Jackson.

The question is: Does Mr. Jackson miss the World?








So how many people will share their love to the 1 virtual Michael Jackson? 10 000? How many will share love to 100 of Michaels Jacksons? A Million? This elementary mathematics makes us see cloning of Michaels Jacksons inside WWW as a nontrivial marketing hook. Michael Jackson becomes a marketing virus, not a human being.




At the same time, the quick grounds of human nature suppose illimitable belief in supernatural. On the one hand, people take it quiet reasonably: web Michael Jackson COULD NOT BE Michael Jackson the one, but on the other hand, somewhere deep inside they still hope WHY NOT? They keep on sending friend requests to every fishy Michael Jackson on the web. This insuperable existentialistic contradictions and unreasonable faith (akin to religiosity) is an ideal incubator for propagation of Michael Jackson’s virus. Emphatically, the marketing one.








However, in spite of prolific half-year for Mr. Jackson’s sockpuppets, in real life affairs are actually trending otherwise. Overwhelming majority of multi-million Mr. Jackson’s fans’ army denies blankly his existing and therefore are not psychologically ready for his resurrection. Even with the most optimistic assumptions proportion of so-called hoax-believers does not exceed 5% of the whole audience. So we do admit the fact that there are no such tutorial like “HOAX FOR DUMMIES or DEATH FAKING STEP BY STEP”. Even taken this, it is quite clear, that there is no time left to “WORK AND PLAY” because that is the time, when you hardly need to “WORK AND WORK”. So if the HOAX PRESS SERVICE will keep flubbing they work as obstinately as they did before, it will be necessary to scrap the date of returning. That would be precisely the most evil solution because even a perfectly warmed-up audience tends to cool down





PANDEMIA. SYMPTOMS










Since June 25^th we have been up for against global Michael Jackson virus pandemic.

Virus characteristic:

1. Believing nothing – questioning everything (even an obvious fact).

2. Believing everything - questioning nothing (even an obvious crap).

3. Brain softening as a result of obsession to find Michael Jackson virtual or alive (“dead” is below beneath).

The purposes of the search are remarkably manifold: to take an autograph, to shake his hand, to share bursting love and friendship, to shoot him make a picture, to marry him and iron his t-shirts, to sign up to work for/with him or anything else to do with 15 years old poly-capable eccentric that you could ever freak out fancy.





Still the cardinal symptom is little green men hallucinations. The infected patient is getting to see Mr. Jackson’s features in every object of reality. Let’s follow the splitting of consciousness’s logic.






“Those 500 Michaels Jacksons could not be Michael Jackson, because he is really tired and want to hide. If he decided to come here, he’d disguise oneself. The real Michael Jackson wouldn’t have written in his profile, that he is 51 years old male, living in Encino, CA, being an artist earning more than 23 000 a year, who is here for dating and serious relationship. The real Michael – Master of Disguise – would introduce himself as another person. For example, as a Japanese girl, or German beer-lover, or a 35-year old woman, anyway… something like these: Samantha or Sandra. Oh, did you ever? Is it possible that Sandra is Michael Jackson?!? Sandra…





Oh, where is Sandra? Sandra, come back!!!" Then cankered mind deceives itself that it undeceives itself: “On the other side, there are so many Michaels Jacksons that there is no danger in coming here in the guise of Michael Jackson and no one would pay attention to him. So… it may well be that one of my Michaels Jacksons is the real Michael Jackson? But which one is???!!!”.




COLOR ME JACKSON








Everyone’s involved condition aggravates to a delirious ravings and imagination fever.


Moreover, already unreal web reality is coming into virtual distortion. You fore-treat every user as Michael Jackson; every user fore-treats you as Michael Jackson either.


You do see Michael Jackson in every user; every user does see Michael Jackson in you as well. Worn out by catch-me-if-you-can mania you both noose each other. You’re attempting to please Michael Jackson inside your virtual interlocutor. They’re attempting to satisfy your inner adorable Michael Jackson the one. Everyone tries to worm oneself into everyone’s confidence, everyone applies mysterious meanings to partner’s words, everyone implies something, but keeps conspiracy.








Identity crisis mercilessly blanket communities, forums and chats all over the web. Paranoiac crypto-mania splits cleavable society of afterlife believers into many more cleavable societies of paranormal creeps. Everyone becomes the insider in another’s inflamed imagination. Everyone is involved in a plot. There's a smack of the Joker in everyone. THERE IS SOMETHING OF MICHAEL JACKSON IN EVERYBODY.




Therefore, Michael Jackson’s circulation is escalating with every new virus carrier. Isn’t it great? We think it is. That’s the great marketing decision. That’s the great promotional ploy. Mr. Jackson gives everyone an exclusive opportunity to try his own shoes on. Well, what to say…They are TOO KING SIZE Everyone can wear it. EVERYONE CAN BE MICHAEL JACKSON for the moment.




But, first and foremost, that all is one of the secret keys to the inner world of exceptionally interesting artist who has not achieved, by all appearances, his full potential yet.




Though while everybody’s trying Mr. Jackson’s shoes on.

While everybody’s trying to be Michael Jackson.


Michael Jackson has an exclusive opportunity deadly dreamt by every king disguised to blend into the crowd.

While EVERYBODY’S BEING MICHAEL JACKSON.


Michael Jackson has an exclusive ever opportunity to know.

HOW DOES IT FEEL


BEING


EVERYBODY.

I'm not sure what to make of that.

That's funny...As always...)

oh my God! What if MJ is really gone and his people are doing this to confuse fans for more publicity?
I thought this before but I hope is not true....

andrea_garay2005 wrote:oh my God! What if MJ is really gone and his people are doing this to confuse fans for more publicity?
I thought this before but I hope is not true....

OMG. Please don't say that. That is my biggest nightmare. The thought that pops into my head occasionally but I block out

I enjoyed that!

it's kinda funny...but at the same time it's also little frightening

I think the gist of what they are saying is that (since TNZ believes Michael to still be alive) out of all the MJ'S that have surfaced, one of them is the real Michael.

I have a strong feeling ..... Michael is alive & well ..... Everyday people are bored & using his name for kicks which makes them look like Idiots & A-Holes ...... Michael wouldn't play with anyone's emotions ... He doesn't seem the type to do that .... people who know him -I don't think they would do that ... why do that ?!?! Michael wouldn't want someone to play with people's minds like that ...

I don't know him .... but I am guessing off my a** ... sorry for me being honest ....

I like your honesty, and I agree.

NYMoonwalker wrote:

andrea_garay2005 wrote:oh my God! What if MJ is really gone and his people are doing this to confuse fans for more publicity?
I thought this before but I hope is not true....

OMG. Please don't say that. That is my biggest nightmare. The thought that pops into my head occasionally but I block out

Let's be encouraged, he's alive, you all... this was just a post to make us think.. but don't worry, he's fine... okay?..

andrea_garay2005 wrote:oh my God! What if MJ is really gone and his people are doing this to confuse fans for more publicity?
I thought this before but I hope is not true....

I thought of that too, what if he's really gone and everyone is doing everything to make us all believe he's not so they can earn more?