Help Wanted: Michael Jackson is the Boss - Qualified Applicants Only!

by GirlSaturday Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:31 pm

When Michael gets settled, he will need a brand new, ready-to hit-the-ground-running, staff of employees. What job could you successfully apply for in order to work for Michael Jackson? Do not get caught up in geography restrictions. He has a worldwide reach so he will definitely need key people all over the globe. Remember, he oversees a pretty large organization so feel free to create a new position if you think that you would be an asset to him in that capacity.

Oh..by the way, Michael will be conducting these one-on-one job interviews himself. Razz

by Rach Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:34 pm

OMG I love this thread!

Ok firstly can I apply for the position of his wife?!

Ok I thought not! Erm ok I would want to be his secretary. I can do the whole pencil skirt, crisp shirt, sexy glasses with the pen/pencil in the mouth to a tee. Michael would be powerless to resist! Smile

by annieisnotokey Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:34 pm

I'll be writing his tell-all book. Wink

by Banessa Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:39 pm

Well in that case I would love to apply for the position of personal assistant but also would love a job working with the Heal the world foundation. I have a degree in social services so that might help! Wink

Haha! Look at me almost posting my resume! lol Hey it doesn't hurt to advertise yourself! Very Happy

by Guest Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:40 pm

Im gonna be his Nanny I so adore his beautiful children.

And im prepared for the one on one interwiev, wich will be stunning, cause he`ll hire my right away ofcause.

Ive always had a huge passion for children. I just love them.

Michael babe, you got yourself a brand new Nanny. He is so gonna LOVE me lol!

by ~~Kristy~~ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:44 pm

I would do whatever Michael wants me to do.Like if needs someone by his side or be there for him or be his BFF or anything like that or whatever he wants me to do.I would so do it.

by MichelleMissesMJ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:46 pm

Rachel wrote:OMG I love this thread!

Ok firstly can I apply for the position of his wife?!

Ok I thought not! Erm ok I would want to be his secretary. I can do the whole pencil skirt, crisp shirt, sexy glasses with the pen/pencil in the mouth to a tee. Michael would be powerless to resist!

darn i got here to late. rach that's was my ideal position. darn computer wouldn't work. lol however i think you'll make a brilliant wife. but if divorce comes i'm next. ha ha

by MichelleMissesMJ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:48 pm

well i've decided i'll just be his b*t*h then, seeing you lot got all the best jobs before me!!!

by nlb Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:49 pm

Rachel wrote:OMG I love this thread!

Ok firstly can I apply for the position of his wife?!

Ok I thought not! Erm ok I would want to be his secretary. I can do the whole pencil skirt, crisp shirt, sexy glasses with the pen/pencil in the mouth to a tee. Michael would be powerless to resist!

HMMM Rachel, since when does the outfit have anything to do with being a secretary? Razz

by beverleyflossy Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:50 pm

think i could be his doctor cos i know how to apply a plaster,{sorry cudnt resist the sarcasm}
i would love to be his gardener that way i would see his lovely smile everytime he smelt the flowers.

by Rach Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:51 pm

nlb wrote:
HMMM Rachel, since when does the outfit have anything to do with being a secretary?

LOL it doesn't! However it is the cliche for a sexy secretary!!!

by EarthAngel90 Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:52 pm

Me - Personal Shopping Friend & Living In Friend / Aaron Girl - I am overqualified for positions and 2nd Wife Position as well (Good qualities and more) ... Open for anything ... Sky the Limit !

by nlb Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:53 pm

Going with Rachel's line of thinking..can I be Michael's personal nanny, not the kids nanny-his nanny. I'd love to tuck him in at night, wake him in the morning, and attend to his needs. See what your videos do Rachel. lol king

by GirlSaturday Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:54 pm

Now ...see how I didn't start off the thread with MY job . I wanted to first learn about everyone's professional talents before we ultimately took the turn down the 18+ path. We didn't even get beyond the first page...lol.

MichelleMissesMJ wrote:well i've decided i'll just be his b*t*h then, seeing you lot got all the best jobs before me!!!

by beverleyflossy Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:55 pm

GirlSaturday wrote:Now ...see how I didn't start off the thread with MY job . I wanted to first learn about everyone's professional talents before we ultimately took the turn down the 18+ path. We didn't even get beyond the first page...lol.

MichelleMissesMJ wrote:well i've decided i'll just be his b*t*h then, seeing you lot got all the best jobs before me!!!

by MJ_Fan_For_40_yrs Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:58 pm

<------ Mike's soul mate...

:~ XOXOXOXOX ~:

I love you

by Rach Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:58 pm

nlb wrote:Going with Rachel's line of thinking..can I be Michael's personal nanny, not the kids nanny-his nanny. I'd love to tuck him in at night, wake him in the morning, and attend to his needs. See what your videos do Rachel. lol

LOL I'm so sorry, but you know you love them!!!!

by nlb Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:00 pm

Yes Rachel I do love them. lol

by Guest Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:01 pm

Girls, my dear Girls, im so sorry to dissapoint you, But dont you know that by beeing his Nanny I automaticly gonna be his wife aswell?? I mean, once he sees me with the children, its done. lol!

by nlb Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:04 pm

MyBelovedMJ wrote:Girls, my dear Girls, im so sorry to dissapoint you, But dont you know that by beeing his Nanny I automaticly gonna be his wife aswell?? I mean, once he sees me with the children, its done.

by illusionist Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:06 pm

Supposedly Michael was in the market for a wife and mother so screw it. I'll apply for that position. Wink

by EarthAngel90 Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:07 pm

Unless the Original Nanny can't handle -the Position - 2nd Nanny in Command Coming though ..... and ready to move ...!!!!

by hungry Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:25 pm

I would want to be his friend, because that's what I'm qualified to do Smile

by Guest Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:26 pm

EarthAngel90 wrote:Unless the Original Nanny can't handle -the Position - 2nd Nanny in Command Coming though ..... and ready to move ...!!!!

Ohh trust me babe. I can handle it, and more lol!

by Rach Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:27 pm

With all these friend answers maybe Michael should do a Paris Hilton style show and find one?!

by EarthAngel90 Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:29 pm

I would sign up for that .. in a heartbeat ... !!!

by GirlSaturday Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:29 pm

That's a very sweet response since he certainly could use some good friends after what the fake ones have done during his "absence".

hungry wrote:I would want to be his friend, because that's what I'm qualified to do

by NikkiKat22 Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:32 pm

Rachel wrote:With all these friend answers maybe Michael should do a Paris Hilton style show and find one?!

OMFG. You scared me for a second there. I thought you meant like Paris Hiltons DVD. One Night In Paris. O god, I have a horrible mind. Mike would never do that. Shame on me.

by Rach Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:34 pm

charmed6 wrote:OMFG. You scared me for a second there. I thought you meant like Paris Hiltons DVD. One Night In Paris. O god, I have a horrible mind. Mike would never do that. Shame on me.

ROFL! Trust you and your gutter mind!!!

by NikkiKat22 Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:39 pm

Rachel wrote:
charmed6 wrote:OMFG. You scared me for a second there. I thought you meant like Paris Hiltons DVD. One Night In Paris. O god, I have a horrible mind. Mike would never do that. Shame on me.

ROFL! Trust you and your gutter mind!!!

I know right. I'm horrible. theres nothing but dirty in my mind.

by EarthAngel90 Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:45 pm

charmed6 wrote:
Rachel wrote:
charmed6 wrote:OMFG. You scared me for a second there. I thought you meant like Paris Hiltons DVD. One Night In Paris. O god, I have a horrible mind. Mike would never do that. Shame on me.

ROFL! Trust you and your gutter mind!!!

I know right. I'm horrible. theres nothing but dirty in my mind.

For a Minute - I though it was that too - but she was talking about the Television show ... LMAOXD. lol!

by Rach Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:46 pm

You guys are too much, and once again an innocent thread has turned into sex lol.

by EarthAngel90 Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:50 pm

I guess we can't stop ourselves ... we all have no self - control - well I am innocent as a Angel .... *hehehe*.

by NikkiKat22 Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:52 pm

@ Rachel , LMAO To true, I can't help it, MJ is just so YUMMY!!!

@earthangel, read my post above. if your innocent, then I'm joining a convent and becoming a NUN.

by EarthAngel90 Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:58 pm

charmed6 wrote:@ Rachel , LMAO To true, I can't help it, MJ is just so YUMMY!!!

@earthangel, read my post above. if your innocent, then I'm joining a convent and becoming a NUN.

I swear ... I have wings with a beautiful glow & a halo ... and I guess " Little Horns" as welll ....*HAHAHEHE* Very Happy

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by hungry Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:03 pm

GirlSaturday wrote:That's a very sweet response since he certainly could use some good friends after what the fake ones have done during his "absence".

hungry wrote:I would want to be his friend, because that's what I'm qualified to do

I know right? I don't understand how his so-called friends could go and tell such outrageous stories abut him, like Mark Lester being Paris's father. I don't believe it.

by EarthAngel90 Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:06 pm

hungry wrote:
GirlSaturday wrote:That's a very sweet response since he certainly could use some good friends after what the fake ones have done during his "absence".

hungry wrote:I would want to be his friend, because that's what I'm qualified to do
I know right? I don't understand how his so-called friends could go and tell such outrageous stories abut him, like Mark Lester being Paris's father. I don't believe it.

I am with you on that ... Real Friends don't snitch or lie or making things up ......

by emanviam Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:26 pm

GirlSaturday wrote:When Michael gets settled, he will need a brand new, ready-to hit-the-ground-running, staff of employees. What job could you successfully apply for in order to work for Michael Jackson? Do not get caught up in geography restrictions. He has a worldwide reach so he will definitely need key people all over the globe. Remember, he oversees a pretty large organization so feel free to create a new position if you think that you would be an asset to him in that capacity.

Oh..by the way, Michael will be conducting these one-on-one job interviews himself.

I am in charge of the Nutella!!! lol!

by neverlandsfairy Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:42 pm

Well Im a lawyer but I´d with all my proud throw my career on the trash can, to become his PERSONAL SHOWER BACK SCRATCHER and PRIVATE BED MESS/MAKER Cool

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by Guest Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:46 pm

neverlandsfairy wrote:Well Im a lawyer but I´d with all my proud throw my career on the trash can, to become his PERSONAL SHOWER BACK SCRATCHER and PRIVATE BED MESS/MAKER .

ROFL

by emanviam Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:47 pm

neverlandsfairy wrote:Well Im a lawyer but I´d with all my proud throw my career on the trash can, to become his PERSONAL SHOWER BACK SCRATCHER and PRIVATE BED MESS/MAKER .

NOW I LOVE this position... Razz

by MJSmile4Us Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:05 pm

I would love to be his nutritionist I love you

I do have chemistry degree and currently studying foodscience...I really want to make sure that he and his children eat the healthy food and reamin in a balanced diet..well-being is my forte Smile

by kdkennedy74 Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:22 pm

I would want to be his personal shopper because I would make sure he had a LOT of gold pants in his closet to wear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by RainbowRocketships Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:47 pm

I AM taking the job as the most child-like (Well, I am still technically a child) best friend! A fun job, I can be a kid with him and we can talk and stuff! I am VERY well qualified! Very Happy

(P.S. I am new to the boards, but I have been lurking around for about a week. I love this site, it gives me hope! :] )

by NikkiKat22 Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:50 pm

I wanna be his personal Masseuse. Just think about were I would get to touch!!!

by GirlSaturday Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:53 pm

Welcome RainbowRocketships. I'm fairly new myself even though you can't tell anymore by the number of posts...lol. I was a lurker too and had to join because everyone seemed to be having so much fun. This is pretty cool group. Even when people disagree, they still manage to hug and find some common ground to discuss such as how attractive Michael Jackson is.

RainbowRocketships wrote:I AM taking the job as the most child-like (Well, I am still technically a child) best friend! A fun job, I can be a kid with him and we can talk and stuff! I am VERY well qualified!

(P.S. I am new to the boards, but I have been lurking around for about a week. I love this site, it gives me hope! :] )

by kdkennedy74 Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:58 pm

charmed6 wrote:I wanna be his personal Masseuse. Just think about were I would get to touch!!!

I AM SOOOOO JEALOUS!!!!!

lol!

by PYT Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:08 pm

I want to be the one throwing rose petals at his feet wherever he walks Very Happy

by Sweet1 Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:32 pm

I choose to be his Spiritual advisor. He can come to me tell me about his inner most feelings and I am there to give him divine advice. I would also be his personal trainer to help him keep that sexy body in shape. But of course, wherever he wanted me to be I'd be there. Keep the Faith!

by hungry Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:33 pm

I ALSO WANT TO BE HIS WARDROBE CONSULTANT Very Happy

and best friend (like I said previously).

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