I almost got fired by Michael!!!!

I can NOT believe I havent posted this yet!! Im at work and doing 12 things at once so I just forget....but I had THE most funniest dream last night about Michael...


Ok...I got a job at Neverland working the Ferris Wheel. I was in charge of running it. Well it was my first day and MJ came out and hung out with me for about an hour, talking about where Im from and things..I had to stay in one of the guest houses til I got my own place so he took me over there and showed me where they were.

Then I was being shown how to work the ferris wheel by this big HUGE dude who called himself Bubba. Once I got the hang of it, he said MJ wanted to come out and test me on my knowledge of working the ride.
I told him that was not cool cus if I had to give MJ a ride (I know..its only a dream though) then I would be so nervous and screw it up and he'd go flying off into space or something.
Well, he said my training was over and he called Michael on the walkie talkie.
MJ comes strolling up and says.."Are you ready? Are you gonna pass my test? You better, cause I like you and I want you to work for me."

I said "Uh...well, no Im not ready. Im nervous, please dont do this to me so soon."
Mj gets in the ride and I let him go round and round and everytime he passed by me on the ground he made a funny face...I laughed...this went on for awhile...like an hour...

Finally someone calls me over to the carousel and I stop the Ferris wheel and walk over.

Completely forgetting about Michael.

Then it was time for bed...I go to my guesthouse and go to sleep. In the morning, everyone is looking for Mj and no one can find him....I go over to the ferris wheel and look up..............there is Michael at the very top!! I forgot he was there and he spent the night up there!! LOL!!

I bring him down and the whole time he is giving me this sexy/mad look. Like REALLY sexy/mad.

"Im SOOOO sorry Mr Jackson!! OMG....Im so sorry.."" I said over and over again.

He's still staring at me HARD...I thought I was done at Neverland...on my first day. Fired by Michael Jackson.

He gets off and walks away and everyone is looking at me like Im a moron...I start crying. Then MJ comes back over to me and drage to his house and tells me he h ad the BEST time in that ferris wheel all night!! He said I could keep my job, but told me to PAY ATTENTION and ignore the fact of who he is.....

He gave me a raise after that!


Was that funny or what? LOLOLOL

THE JACKSONOLOGIST wrote:
Then it was time for bed...I go to my guesthouse and go to sleep. In the morning, everyone is looking for Mj and no one can find him....I go over to the ferris wheel and look up..............there is Michael at the very top!! I forgot he was there and he spent the night up there!! LOL!!

I bring him down and the whole time he is giving me this sexy/mad look. Like REALLY sexy/mad.

"Im SOOOO sorry Mr Jackson!! OMG....Im so sorry.."" I said over and over again.

He's still staring at me HARD...I thought I was done at Neverland...on my first day.

AHAHAHA, awwwwww!

That's sooo funny, and really cute!!!

LMAO!! I have wierd dreams dont I?

yes that is funny nice dream.
i also have a lot of MJ dreams recently! lol

THE JACKSONOLOGIST wrote:LMAO!! I have wierd dreams dont I?

I can imagine his straight face too, and you having a heart attack!! xD

VERY weird lol.

I remember the one about the heat seeking/gun thingy dream you had! Now THAT was something else!

The Heat Seeking Peter Pan Movie Locater Gun!!!

That's the one!!!

THE JACKSONOLOGIST wrote:LMAO!! I have wierd dreams dont I?

you're sure do...
but in weird-lucky way...

it kinda make me jealous though...
cuz i rarely dream about him...

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Smelly wrote:That's the one!!!

Yea, that was good one!!

Hahahaha...My side hurts now lol

But that's a cute dream. I can imagine that now.
I would have just burst out laughing if I saw him
just sitting up there waiting for someone to notice.
I think he would have fired me.

Hahahaha...geez what a great dream you had

My dreams of Michael are always serious. He needed my help once, and we walked out of this building, arms linked together, and there was a lot of paparazzi flashing in his face, and we got in the limo. He was stressed, and needed to talk...

I never have dreams like yours. Hmm...

I never have serious dreams about him....theyre always funny playful dreams...

Well I had ONE sexy dream that I think I posted here....

THE JACKSONOLOGIST wrote:I can NOT believe I havent posted this yet!! Im at work and doing 12 things at once so I just forget....but I had THE most funniest dream last night about Michael...


Ok...I got a job at Neverland working the Ferris Wheel. I was in charge of running it. Well it was my first day and MJ came out and hung out with me for about an hour, talking about where Im from and things..I had to stay in one of the guest houses til I got my own place so he took me over there and showed me where they were.

Then I was being shown how to work the ferris wheel by this big HUGE dude who called himself Bubba. Once I got the hang of it, he said MJ wanted to come out and test me on my knowledge of working the ride.
I told him that was not cool cus if I had to give MJ a ride (I know..its only a dream though) then I would be so nervous and screw it up and he'd go flying off into space or something.
Well, he said my training was over and he called Michael on the walkie talkie.
MJ comes strolling up and says.."Are you ready? Are you gonna pass my test? You better, cause I like you and I want you to work for me."

I said "Uh...well, no Im not ready. Im nervous, please dont do this to me so soon."
Mj gets in the ride and I let him go round and round and everytime he passed by me on the ground he made a funny face...I laughed...this went on for awhile...like an hour...

Finally someone calls me over to the carousel and I stop the Ferris wheel and walk over.

Completely forgetting about Michael.

Then it was time for bed...I go to my guesthouse and go to sleep. In the morning, everyone is looking for Mj and no one can find him....I go over to the ferris wheel and look up..............there is Michael at the very top!! I forgot he was there and he spent the night up there!! LOL!!

I bring him down and the whole time he is giving me this sexy/mad look. Like REALLY sexy/mad.

"Im SOOOO sorry Mr Jackson!! OMG....Im so sorry.."" I said over and over again.

He's still staring at me HARD...I thought I was done at Neverland...on my first day. Fired by Michael Jackson.

He gets off and walks away and everyone is looking at me like Im a moron...I start crying. Then MJ comes back over to me and drage to his house and tells me he h ad the BEST time in that ferris wheel all night!! He said I could keep my job, but told me to PAY ATTENTION and ignore the fact of who he is.....

He gave me a raise after that!


Was that funny or what? LOLOLOL

how could you forget him hahahahaha so funny

I wonder what he did all night... stare at the stars? Sing to himself? I bet he attempted to get down at one point, then decided against it, when he peered over the edge.

He probably got comfy, kicking his feet up, on the seat, snapping his fingers, to a tune in his head. Heh heh.

Then he probably thought about what he would say to you in the morning. He should've been like, "I could choke you.." and half glare at you, while shaking his pointed finger at you.

mjgirl86 wrote:I wonder what he did all night... stare at the stars? Sing to himself? I bet he attempted to get down at one point, then decided against it, when he peered over the edge.

He probably got comfy, kicking his feet up, on the seat, snapping his fingers, to a tune in his head. Heh heh.

Then he probably thought about what he would say to you in the morning. He should've been like, "I could choke you.." and half glare at you, while shaking his pointed finger at you.

LOL!!

He probably just thought all night...staring beyond the stars....but what if he had to pee?
God, I feel so bad!! Its only a dream but God!!
Im so sorry MJ!!

haha funny idea that you forget someone in a ferris wheel hahaha cant stop laughing
huuuuuuu where is michael (can you see him looking down) YOEHOEEEEEE im here HELLOOWWWWWWWW ahahahh

LOL!! Thats the thing....he never once yelled out to anyone...he just sat up there....alllllllllll night!

LMAO, that would be so funny.

"Hellooooooooooooo????? Can anyone hear me?!? I am up here, dammit!"

*Five minutes later, in small voice*




Anyone?.................

mjgirl86 wrote:LMAO, that would be so funny.

"Hellooooooooooooo????? Can anyone hear me?!? I am up here, dammit!"

*Five minutes later, in small voice*




Anyone?.................

hahahahhahahahahahahahaha OMG

Smelly wrote:VERY weird lol.

I remember the one about the heat seeking/gun thingy dream you had! Now THAT was something else!

Hey! Haven't seen you on twitter in a while...giving it up for another addicition?? LOL!

jpresley wrote:

Smelly wrote:VERY weird lol.

I remember the one about the heat seeking/gun thingy dream you had! Now THAT was something else!

Hey! Haven't seen you on twitter in a while...giving it up for another addicition?? LOL!

Hey!!! I have way too many addictions now, I need serious rehab lol.
Nah I'm trying to keep away from Twitter for a bit, but I'll go back on soon.

That is HILARIOUS! I never remember my dreams about Michael. Just that I have them and I always wake up feeling sad.

Smelly wrote:

jpresley wrote:

Smelly wrote:VERY weird lol.

I remember the one about the heat seeking/gun thingy dream you had! Now THAT was something else!

Hey! Haven't seen you on twitter in a while...giving it up for another addicition?? LOL!

Hey!!! I have way too many addictions now, I need serious rehab lol.
Nah I'm trying to keep away from Twitter for a bit, but I'll go back on soon.

Good thing I keep seeing you all over the forums (uh, cause I am), easier to stalk you that way!

Yay! My very first stalker lol. I admit it, I am a forum whore loool!

Cyber stalkers!!!

THE JACKSONOLOGIST wrote:Cyber stalkers!!!

Danger! Danger!

mjgirl86 wrote:LMAO, that would be so funny.

"Hellooooooooooooo????? Can anyone hear me?!? I am up here, dammit!"

*Five minutes later, in small voice*




Anyone?.................

That's probably exactly what would happen. After awhile he's just rockin back and forward in his sit singing "All By Myself" lol

hehehehe love that

cant post my MJ dreams on here theyre always X-rated

That story is hilarious! That must've been a dream you wish was reality! At lest we can dream about meeting/working for Michael.

MJisalive09 wrote:hehehehe love that

cant post my MJ dreams on here theyre always X-rated

You must have some really good dreams!

my dreams are always crazy too.. and here lately almost always include Michael.. The last one I had was Michael and his kids came into where I work(I'm a waitress) and hired me as his nanny because I got along with the kids so well. Then we fell in love! ha ha.. almost like a fairytale.

What a funny dream ^_^ Thanks for sharing, I needed a good laugh

What a dream

And please don't worry about that pee part, I'm sure he took care of it

I hate the dream i had of him, he showed me how he was killed!
and i can't shake it either!

I still didnt have a dream with mj:S

I've had many dreams of Michael but they always tend to be either really serious ones or ones where there is no talking going on between us but we are just in the same place at the same time.

One that I do remember clearly from a couple of weeks ago - I was in our HMV store looking at CD's and in walked Michael, no security guards or minders or anything, just on his own. He looked like he was in the 'Bad' era, longish curly hair, no sunglasses though.

I stopped, gawped at him, he walked right past me and then when I tuned to look at him after he walked past, it wasn't Michael it was someone else

Cute dream! I can't help but to laugh at you dream. I can't imagine that you left Michael up on to of the ferry wheel. (That will be very cold though!)
And aww, a strict and sexy mad face? Can't imagine how he look likes at that moment!

O my goddd!!! That is such a random dream-wow-wow,, I have had a few but not quite that detailed or random-did you wake up laughing?

You are the best jacksonologist and your gifs rule...lol. <--five stars

awww that dream was adorrrable!
Lucky! i only dreamt of him once.
He was teaching me how to dance and i was sooo bad! i kept slipping and he wouldn't stop giggling.
aww i love dreams because sometimes you can feel so connected.

THE JACKSONOLOGIST wrote:I never have serious dreams about him....theyre always funny playful dreams...

Well I had ONE sexy dream that I think I posted here....

gimme the link. i cant find it. hurrrrryyyyyyyy
awww...this is so cooool
teee-heee

I also had another dream and in the dream Michael was telling me to really listen to his song (I just can't stop loving you) that it contained a cryptic message, and this was the creepy part when I woke up, I turned on the t.v like I always do to watch the weather channel, so i did and guess what was playing?
The same damn song!
I looked like a deer in headlights!