"BREAKING NEWS" (TMZ) HUGE "CELEBRITY" FISH

(Anyone else think the wording from this "BREAKING NEWS" is strange??!!)

God Gives Hook to Gargantuan Celebrity Fish
Posted Aug 4th 2009 4:00PM by TMZ Staff

The most famous carp on the planet mysteriously washed up dead in England this morning -- and people close to the fish believe the death may have been ... ((wait for it)) .... in cold blood!!!!



The 64 pound carp -- named Benson -- became a local celebrity in the U.K. because of her size -- and the fact that she was caught more than 60 times!

Here's the twist -- locals believe the fish may have been poisoned ... sorta.

According to several reports out of the U.K., the man who owns the fishery believes some dumbass fishermen used uncooked nuts for bait -- which, if ingested, could have killed the beloved fishy.

But since there will be no autopsy, the world will never know for sure. So long fishy....

i dont get this

Hahahaha, it's a curious piece of news to be on tmz, isn't it?

Well, if we take it as the mere news, it is just a funny one, but if we reaaad more than this (i don't want to do it) and use our imagination, we could find anything with regard to MJ, above all the last sentence ''But since there will be no autopsy, the world will never know for sure. So long fishy....'' who knows? is it what you mean?

I think it's just a funny and strange news.

mmmmh double meaning? It might very well be possible.

Hmmmmm...I will definitely keep this in my memory rolodex!

Ehhhh Im affraid I lost it here..

What does this have to do with Michael??

Did i miss something

Okay, now that I read it again I think I get it. Like the events around the celebrity fish death are similar to MJs.

fish ... MJ
Poisoned... Drugged
No autopsy to determine C.O.D. ... Indefinate delay of autopsy
Most famous fish... Most famous singer(king of pop)
They`ll never know the fishs C.O.D... We may never know MJs C.O.D

give in to me wrote:Okay, now that I read it again I think I get it. Like the events around the celebrity fish death are similar to MJs.

fish MJ
Poisoned Drugged
No autopsy to determine C.O.D. Indefinate delay of autopsy
Most famous fish Most famous singer(king of pop)
They`ll never know the fishs C.O.D We may never know MJs C.O.D

Bingo. I worry we're never going to have the truth. It scares me, but I think it's a real possibility.

On the TMZ homepage they state the source of the report as timesonline.co.uk (under the photo). I've just found the original article
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/more_sport/article6737929.ece. Even though TMZ are not the first/only source to report it, it may be possible they chose to copy and post it on their site as a kind of cryptic message

The wording is definitely very ambiguous...to say the least!

In short it's a fishy tale!

ok this is terrible , But i can't help myself ... i laughed so hard .
But it sounds like M.J story?? hmm wonder if the carp did moonwalk for the other fishies?? lmao

@curiousgirl : Ur pic is distracting me big time.