Things i've learned from the newspapers

Michael Joseph Jackson was found dead in his bedroom on 25th June 2009 at his rented Holmby Hills Mansion, he was also found dead in his doctors bedroom as well as alive with a slight pulse in a guest bedroom.
He had died 3 hours before the ambulance was called from an overdose of Demerol administered to himself by himself, he also died 1 hour before the ambulance was called by a lethal injection of Propofol administered by his Cardiologist who thought it would be a great idea to administer CPR on a bed for an hour. After this Michael was rushed to hospital in an ambulance doing 5 miles an hour where his body finally died after being dead.

Lets rewind a tad. It is now at this point that I learn that Mr Jackson was in fact a junkie hopped up on enough meds to kill a whorde of wild wilderbeeste. He of course passed his medical with flying colours and went on to practice for his upcoming shows that he both dreaded and looked forward to. His dancing was energetic and not dissimilar to that of a 20 year old with back problems, a hernia and an aging disease similar to Benjamin Button.
He was in high spirits and excited about the upcoming tour. He was also angry about it and cried himself to sleep.

Since his death, Michael has been cremated, he has also been buried at forest lawn and neverland, put on ice, dug up again and is now awaiting to be buried on his birthday as a sort of loving present from his father.

His son (also the son of his dermatologist, his friend Mark Lester, a mad woman claiming to be his wife, a mexican maid and a british maid) is both elated and devastated at his dads death.

I think thats straightforward enough - why oh why do you lot think there's anything suspicious going on? lol
What would we do without the papers eh?!

Great post!

And yet people still firmly believe that MJ is dead...

oh wow LOLLL

It's all logic , why asking questions when everything is so clear

hehe...AOW...Its just I can say..hahaha

wait, it was 2009! hahaha


and this made me LOL -
'Michael was rushed to hospital in an ambulance doing 5 miles an hour where his body finally died after being dead'


hahahahah

Always happy to help!

I also forgot to mention the fact that Michael Jackson has 2 sets of hands, 2 sets of ears, a vast wig collection and can change skin colour like a chameleon.
I hope that explains the o2 conference for you!

LMFAO!

The Little White Bird wrote:Always happy to help!

I also forgot to mention the fact that Michael Jackson has 2 sets of hands, 2 sets of ears, a vast wig collection and can change skin colour like a chameleon.
I hope that explains the o2 conference for you!

oh yes , very important as well

THE HIGHLIGHTS:

The Little White Bird wrote:After this Michael was rushed to hospital in an ambulance doing 5 miles an hour where his body finally died after being dead.

His dancing was energetic and not dissimilar to that of a 20 year old with back problems, a hernia and an aging disease similar to Benjamin Button.

He was in high spirits and excited about the upcoming tour. He was also angry about it and cried himself to sleep.

His son (also the son of his dermatologist, his friend Mark Lester, a mad woman claiming to be his wife, a mexican maid and a british maid) is both elated and devastated at his dads death.

I think thats straightforward enough - why oh why do you lot think there's anything suspicious going on? lol
What would we do without the papers eh?!

HA HA HA HA!!!!

Thanks ever so much, The Little White Bird. Your post is my laugh of the week, and the week is just getting started.

Promptly bookmarked for (lots of) future reference! Welcome to the forum.

The Little White Bird wrote:Always happy to help!

I also forgot to mention the fact that Michael Jackson has 2 sets of hands, 2 sets of ears, a vast wig collection and can change skin colour like a chameleon.
I hope that explains the o2 conference for you!

LMFAO

I nearly forgot, the story of the year so far.....possibly the most important fact in all of this....

......he loved his carrots...couldn't get enough of the little orange buggers

"where his body finally died after being dead..." Not funny, I know, but yeah, it actually is...
Very nice post.. Says a lot..

The Little White Bird wrote:Always happy to help!

I also forgot to mention the fact that Michael Jackson has 2 sets of hands, 2 sets of ears, a vast wig collection and can change skin colour like a chameleon.
I hope that explains the o2 conference for you!

And let's not forget the jar full of noses!

The Little White Bird wrote:I nearly forgot, the story of the year so far.....possibly the most important fact in all of this....

......he loved his carrots...couldn't get enough of the little orange buggers

Lol yah how could u forget the carrots story That made me laugh my ass off

Great post!
Thanks for this lesson in media-study...I learnt a lot today

HA HA HA HA!!!!

Thanks ever so much, The Little White Bird. Your post is my laugh of the week, and the week is just getting started.

Promptly bookmarked for (lots of) future reference! Welcome to the forum.

Thanks for the welcome!
I just had to lay it all out in a couple of paragraphs to illustrate all the contradictions

Great thread. You brought me into tears for so much laughing. Thank you

Finally had my laugh today! Thanx alot. No, I can go to bed.

Haha, U broke that down perfectly!!!!!!

HAHAHA!
The recent reporting is the most confusing thing ever......

Laugh and the world laughs with you - Cry and they say....'you're a 32 year old man for christs sake, grow up - its a bloody cartoon, bambi's not even a real deer'
.....or is that just me?!

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[color=darkblue]Thanks, Little Bird! Everything is sooo...clear now...

I guess we don´t have to go on analysing:

-eyes,
eyebrows, adams´ apples, fingers, thumbs, fingernails, nailbeds, hands,
wrists, wigs, hairstyles, sideruns, ears, noses, hats, dresses, pants,
glasses, micros, bracelets...
- voices, messages, speeches, lyrics, notes, phone calls, pictures, videos...
-
brothers, sisters, sisters-in-law, nephews, children, impersators,
doubles, friends, ex-wives, secret girlfriends, unknown memorial
guests...
- the history and geography of Germany and Austria (since the roman empire)...
- google, u tube, wikipedia, anagram genius...
-  post codes and dialing codes from several countries...
- all castles and palaces in Germany, Austria, Hungary and Romania...
- old songs, new songs, unreleased songs...
...................
anymore?? Do we??[/color]

He liked carrots - carrots are orange - theres a phone network in the uk called orange - he was meant to do his concerts in the uk.
make of that what you will my friend

lol, you were clear Speechless
Irony is my middle name (I have cruel parents!)

Hmm...after all that information, why in the world would we have any doubts/questions?! It's all so clear. lol

LMAO

I love it when members put posts like this together because it really does reaffirm my faith! So thank you The Little White Bird

I had a bit of a rubbish day yesterday so this cheered me up!

The Little White Bird, the post is JUST great! i need to read it to my friends so that they will stop thinking i m crazy

LOLOL..... Clear as mud!


t"hink thats straightforward enough - why oh why do you lot think there's anything suspicious going on? lol
What would we do without the papers eh?!"

please don't take the following part as offending, I just had to think about it:

things I've learned from MJHD & Co.:


MJ was at the press conference
MJ was not at the press conference

The ambulance was fake
The ambulance was real

MJ sat up in the helicopter
MJ wasn't in the helicopter

The ambulance pic was fake
The ambulance pic was photishopped
The ambulance picture was not photoshopped but showed an impersonator
The ambulance picture was not photoshopped but showed Mj a few months ago
The ambulance picture was not photoshopped but showed a wax figure

MJ is the old man at the memorial
MJ is the blonde lady at the memorial

MJ is in Europe (various places)
MJ is in Arabia

MJ is Joke Calms China
Mj showed up in the chatroom
Mj did not show up in a chatroom

MJ's voice is on Don's myspace site
it's not Mj on Don's myspace site

and a million things more...

After two months here and at MJHD hoping to fina a definite hint for a hoax I have to admit that until now a lot of discussion has been going on but there is not one single proof for a hoax.

(while I don't believe that the media "lies" because they know more but they simply write what they wanna write, so that's no proof at all, just a million different human beings that have to come up with some stories to make money)


WE discussed a million topics but until now we could not agree on a theory / hint / proof to be true or not. That's why we are as far as on day one.

To come forward maybe we should have a poll to every subject or topic and maybe reserve the first post of each topic for the admin so that they can summarize the topic when discussion is "over"

An example:

"O2 guy" topic

a million posts and some say it's MJ some say he's not.
maybe we ahould have a poll and so agree to ONE oppinion
then souza / other moderators or admins could update the first post of the topic with a "conclusion" : "o2 guy IS Mj or is not MJ" and the reasons / proofs / hints for it.

this would have some opportunities:

1) there won't be multiple topics
2) "new" people can easily get the most important information
3) it would summarize everytrhing we found until now.

and maybe there should be another topic in which all these topics could be summarized again so that it gives an overview to what we researched yet.

just an idea

The Little White Bird wrote:

Code:

[color=darkblue]Thanks, Little Bird! Everything is sooo...clear now...

I guess we don´t have to go on analysing:

-eyes,
eyebrows, adams´ apples, fingers, thumbs, fingernails, nailbeds, hands,
wrists, wigs, hairstyles, sideruns, ears, noses, hats, dresses, pants,
glasses, micros, bracelets...
- voices, messages, speeches, lyrics, notes, phone calls, pictures, videos...
-
brothers, sisters, sisters-in-law, nephews, children, impersators,
doubles, friends, ex-wives, secret girlfriends, unknown memorial
guests...
- the history and geography of Germany and Austria (since the roman empire)...
- google, u tube, wikipedia, anagram genius...
-  post codes and dialing codes from several countries...
- all castles and palaces in Germany, Austria, Hungary and Romania...
- old songs, new songs, unreleased songs...
...................
anymore?? Do we??[/color]

He liked carrots - carrots are orange - theres a phone network in the uk called orange - he was meant to do his concerts in the uk.
make of that what you will my friend

Yep, Orange is a phone network in the UK!
As is 02.
02 arena, concerts.

Yep, Orange is a phone network in the UK!
As is 02.
02 arena, concerts.

The plot thickens!
Also conray murray=
murray mints
murray mints are sweets
sugar is sweet
candy floss is made of sugar
you get candy floss at funfairs
MJ had a funfair in his garden at neverland
Neverland is where michael jackson used to live
used to live means not living anymore
MJ did not like the thought of death or going back to neverland
thats 2 negatives
2 negatives make a positive
MJ being alive is a positive.....

........I think MJ is trying to tell us something.

Since his death, Michael has been cremated, he
has also been buried at forest lawn and neverland, put on ice, dug up
again and is now awaiting to be buried on his birthday as a sort of
loving present from his father.

ROFL

The Little White Bird!
he! he! he! Thank you so much for the laugh! It reads like a comedy when written out. Keep the Faith!

If you give it time this may be the next TMZ headline...LMFAO

The only headline i'd be interested in reading would be
'Jacko is Backo!'

Just heard on Dutch tv..http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,540540,00.html

The Little White Bird wrote:The only headline i'd be interested in reading would be
'Jacko is Backo!'

I absolutely agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1