MICHAEL JACKSON AS A WEAPON OF MASS EXALTATION. SPECIAL 'TII' REVIEW BY TNZ

by amy Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:28 am

sorry if posted
MICHAEL JACKSON AS A WEAPON OF MASS EXALTATION. SPECIAL 'TII' REVIEW BY TNZ

- Michael Jackson is gone!
- Oh, yeah he is a real gun!

]He is a massive weapon!

Unlike most of formal and informal speechless raves about the killer of the year TII wording: "I HAVE NO WORDS!!!", TNZ's review of "IT" directed by ~~Kenny Ortega~~ Michael Joker Jackson is more definite and longer (about 130 characters):

You've just witnessed the longest & the greatest trailer ever
of SOMETHING MUCH MORE than the longest & the greatest trailer ever."

Properly speaking, that's the main idea we are going to explicate by popular demand of our readers.

THISISNOTIT
'This is really NOT IT, this gonna be

]MUCH MUCH MORE.
This is NOT final curtain.'
]
(Jermaine Jackson)

Queen-mother, Mrs. Katherine Jackson and other Royals as well as witty "THIS IS NOT IT CAMPAIGN" alleged repeatedly that THIS IS NOT IT contrary to the main title "THIS IS IT". Augmentedly speaking, it means MEDIA HOAX CAMPAIGN.

Therefore THIS IS IT represents multiplicated and multilayered (like onion or chewing gum) project contains at least three components:

1. DOME PROJECT - Culver Studio footage: 7 (?) music videos + Burial Service + Something.

2. QUASI-REHEARSAL FOOTAGE.

3. DEATH MEDIA HOAX, pursues the noble aim to HEAL THE WORLD.

Needless to say, neither of these parts have been shown completely.

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Instead of IT we saw just:

1. Fragments of Dome Project.

2. Fragments of Rehearsal.

3. Several little hints of Media Hoax designed to perceptive cinema connoisseurs are expected to know Rita Hayworth's works and also able to keep their seats till the end of final credits.

Let's ask ourselves: IF THIS IS NOT IT, WHAT IS THE IT?

If the ~~trailer~~ movie doesn't contain the eventual result of grinding director's toil, what will contain it?

We are going to ask ourselves about it some later. Firstly we'd like to turn our attention to third point.

The thrillicious one.

[size=16]1. "MICHAEL, COME BACK!"

Just really lazy hoax investigator didn't notice redhead noir devil Rita Hayworth's Gilda as a guest star in Smooth Criminal part. Well, it is pretty nice idea to book Gilda, because ~~she is real~~ ~~diva~~ it point to similar hoax plot.

by amy Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:34 am

1. "MICHAEL, COME BACK!"

Just really lazy hoax investigator didn't notice redhead noir devil Rita Hayworth's Gilda as a guest star in Smooth Criminal part. Well, it is pretty nice idea to book Gilda, because ~~she is real~~ ~~diva~~ it point to similar hoax plot.

Nevertheless, we beg to think that it could be little more elegant to refer to her “Lady from Shanghai” character. Moreover, we gather Orson Welles shot this eccentric masterpiece especially for Mr. Jackson to use it in the hoax. Just feel this cubed death hoax atmosphere between multipliable reflections in Magic MIRROR Maze scene.
Pay your particular attention to "STAND UP or GIVE UP", ‘Leave me Alone’ labyrinth and Rita’s dying request: "MICHAEL, COME BACK!"

by amy Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:36 am

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2. "I WILL COME BACK. IN MY OWN TIME."

Post-credits part has become the most touchable and esoteric moment of the movie. In the very dark of almost empty theatre hall ~~Willy Wonka~~ Michael Jackson addresses to the least rotten winners and pronounces the sacramental words: “I WILL COME BACK.”

by amy Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:38 am

3. WANNA HEAL THE WORLD? KILL YOURSELF!
"Did Michael Jackson hoaxed his death
to save the planet? TII = Environmental
awareness?"(Twitter, Annieisnotokey)

Well, Heal the World theme has always held a special part in Michael Jackson’s art, so Mr. Jackson held his own this time either. Being a real weapon of mass inspiration, exaltation and provocation, he became the first ever man who in very deed used death for peaceful purposes (unlike Bush administration). Whether naive or not, effort to shock people in order to knock their heads together, to set them thinking, bears first fruits, even though they are still green enough. The fact that we write and you read this article obviously speaks in favor of it. Cinema as a one of the most wide-scale form of art is an ultimate and ideal weapon system to shoot with ideas for effect.

4. APOCALYPSIS COMING SOON

Starting set of Columbia Pictures’ trailers is not to be despised as well. One of the movies going to be released on November: '2012' tells about Apocalypse going to be released on 2012, concurrently with Maya calendar's end (as it widely thought in tight cliques). Another one "Did You Hear About Morgans?" narrates a story of the family forced to resort to Witness Protection Program. Did nobody notice anything? Don’t say we didn’t warn you then.

NOTE: The astronomer Philip Plait has stated very clearly that the Mayan calendar does not end in 2012 at all.

5. COME TOGETHER

Inexpressible handsomeness of Mr. Jackson in TII extremely heated ~~brains of~~ the fair sex part of audience. His youthful slenderness, his curly hairs and a fresh face of a susceptible young god. “Ooooooooooooooh, he is sooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooot! He is sooooooooo muchoooooo!” – spectatresses moan sweetly.
He really is. It would look as if he sold his soul to the devil and put the HISTORY back. Or he is going to being marketed as a real man’s man ~~and it’s a Real Good Joke!~~ Eventually, Mr. Jackson is doing absolutely nothing to exaggerate his machismo and hypersexuality. Although, as you know, SEX SELLS, and, although, as you know,
MJ ~~SELLS IT~~ Mr. Jackson knows it better, than anyone else does.

One of the most attractive things in THIS IS IT is that Mr. Jackson became truly attractive, making no attractions of his own attractiveness. Moreover, exactly on the THIS IS IT release date, Mr. Jackson, once again, with killing composure, gave the world chance to have a look at the very price of secret of perpetual youth.
Meet Mr. Jackson you've never seen before. He grabbed his crotch and blessed you with the same hand right off the reel.
True Church of ROCK'N'ROLL.
Come Together.

We are not about to make up an inventory of all 333 TII clues.
It's gonna be much better to leave it to famous fantasy writer Derek Clontz and juicy fruit of his imagination Mrs. ~~Marple~~ Gretchen-Sims.

IF THIS IS NOT IT, WHERE IS THE IT?

It's time to come back to question “IF THIS IS NOT IT, WHERE IS THE IT?" as well as to remember that we deal with genius of marketing. After successful sales of "TICKETS FOR NOTHING" in June, we have witnessed the next unprecedented multimove marketing action. You are expected to appreciate the entire beauty of the scheme. Step by step below:

1. THE MASSIVE ANOUNCEMENT OF TRAILER OF THE TRAILER.

2. RELEASE OF TRAILER OF THE TRAILER.

3. RELEASE OF SOUNDTRACK OF THE TRAILER.

AND BAM!

4. RELEASE OF THE LONGEST (112-min) AND THE GREATEST TRAILER EVER CALLED ~~"THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK"~~ "THIS IS IT".

First ever admission by ticket trailer.

First ever trailer that has broken box-offices records.

First ever trailer to win OSCAR.

5. SOMETHING MUCH MORE

Consider all things you know about Mr. Michael Jackson, about his desire to heal the world and about his love for his fans. Consider all things you know about how much he’s done that you have not seen yet (N.B. YOU HAVE SEEN NOTHING YET). Consider all things considered you have to easily accept the fact that THIS IS REALLY NOT IT. You have to easily accept the fact that THIS IS IT is nothing but a REALLY GOOD TRAILER of SOMETHING REALLY MUCH MORE.

What is the catch in this formula? That is as an intriguing question as many others like these below:

1. WHAT IS THIS?

2. WHAT IT WAS?

3. HOW IT WORKS?

4. WAS IT WORTH IT?

5. HOW ARE YOU DOING MAN?

PS. ONION - IT'LL MAKE YOU CRY

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by amy Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:39 am

sorry for posting in parts

by GirlSaturday Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:10 am

Inexpressible handsomeness of Mr. Jackson in TII extremely heated ~~brains of~~ the fair sex part of audience. His youthful slenderness, his curly hairs and a fresh face of a susceptible young god. “Ooooooooooooooh, he is sooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooot! He is sooooooooo muchoooooo!” – spectatresses moan sweetly.
He really is. It would look as if he sold his soul to the devil and put the HISTORY back. Or he is going to being marketed as a real man’s man ~~and it’s a Real Good Joke!~~ Eventually, Mr. Jackson is doing absolutely nothing to exaggerate his machismo and hypersexuality. Although, as you know, SEX SELLS, and, although, as you know,
MJ ~~SELLS IT~~ Mr. Jackson knows it better, than anyone else does.

One of the most attractive things in THIS IS IT is that Mr. Jackson became truly attractive, making no attractions of his own attractiveness. Moreover, exactly on the THIS IS IT release date, Mr. Jackson, once again, with killing composure, gave the world chance to have a look at the very price of secret of perpetual youth.
Meet Mr. Jackson you've never seen before. He grabbed his crotch and blessed you with the same hand right off the reel.

LOL...so true. How many among us will never listen to the song Billie Jean quite the same way again thanks to what we saw take place in TII????

by GirlSaturday Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:15 am

I am quite impressed with the manner that they inform us that TII is merely one long extended movie trailer.

The following passage was borrowed from wikipedia. Notice how trailers were once presented. Remember what happened after the TII credits?

Trailers or previews are film advertisements for feature films that will be exhibited in the future at a cinema, on whose screen they are shown. The term "trailer" comes from their having originally been shown at the end of a film program.^[1] That practice did not last long, because patrons tended to leave the theater after the films ended, but the name has stuck. Trailers are now shown before the film (or the A movie in a double feature program) begins.

by iMISSYOUMJ Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:23 am

Great one! Thanks amy and TNZ! "Mirror Maze" in Lady in Shanghai, kinda reminds me of "Man In The Mirror". MICHAEL JACKSON AS A WEAPON OF MASS EXALTATION. SPECIAL 'TII' REVIEW BY TNZ Icon_smile

by 4evermichael71 Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:58 am

Amazing as always TNZ! Thank you!

by ilprincipe Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:03 am

It's great...and the funniest part
they mention our dear "Annieisnotokey"
She's famous now Wink

by MJJ Love Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:14 am

Wow, very very good TNZ!!!!!!!!
A Trailer, Ha! Who would have ever thought.
WELL, I CNAT WAIT TO SEE THE REAL MOVIE THEN!!!!

by GirlSaturday Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:49 am

OMG...I completely missed that!

Three cheers for Annie! MICHAEL JACKSON AS A WEAPON OF MASS EXALTATION. SPECIAL 'TII' REVIEW BY TNZ Icon_cheers

Ummm do you need a hardworking pr/marketing person to join your team now that you are a celebrity? MICHAEL JACKSON AS A WEAPON OF MASS EXALTATION. SPECIAL 'TII' REVIEW BY TNZ Icon_lol

ilprincipe wrote:It's great...and the funniest part
they mention our dear "Annieisnotokey"
She's famous now

by MJFoReVeRandAlways Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:38 am

Thanks for posting this Amy!

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